How Old Are The Beta Squad Members

So, you’ve stumbled down the rabbit hole of British YouTube, and now you’re asking the big question: How old are the Beta Squad members, really? Are they ancient sages of content creation, or just gloriously chaotic twentysomethings who still eat cereal for dinner? Grab a brew, get comfy, and let’s unravel the mystery—because honestly, their energy levels are a bit of a giveaway.

First up, the squad’s unofficial ringleader, Chunkz (real name: Jonathan). Born in May 1997, he’s currently 27. Yes, old enough to remember flip phones, but young enough to still find them hilarious. Then we have Niko—Niko Omilana, the man who once ran for Mayor of London. He’s a sprightly 26, born in February 1998. Let’s be real: his political campaign had more charisma than most actual MPs, and that’s probably because he’s got the energy of someone who hasn’t hit their thirties yet.

Now, our favorite American import, Kenny (Kenny Roberts). He’s actually the baby of the group at 25 (born January 1999). This explains his ability to play video games for 14 hours straight without needing a nap—we envy that, Kenny. Meanwhile, AJ Shabeel quietly holds the wisdom of 27 (born February 1997), and Sharky (Shaquille) clocks in at a solid 26, born in June 1997. And let’s not forget King Kenny—wait, no, that’s just Kenny again, but you get the point: they’re all basically in their mid-to-late twenties, which means they’ve mastered the art of looking mature while doing the most absurd things.

Why does this matter? Because watching Beta Squad is like seeing your own friend group play out on screen—except your mates probably don’t have million-dollar prank budgets. They’re at that sweet spot in life where they’re technically adults (paying taxes, buying nice headphones) but still giggle like schoolkids when someone farts on camera. It’s comforting, right? They prove you can be 27 and still find joy in glue-ing a chair to the ceiling.

So, next time you watch a chaos-filled video and wonder, “Are these guys really that old?”—yes, they are. And that’s the beautiful part. Age is just a number, but the Beta Squad’s content is a reminder that energy, laughter, and a dash of stupidity don’t have an expiration date. Whether you’re 19 or 29, you can still chase fun like it’s your job—because, for them, it literally is. Now go watch a video, eat a snack, and remember: you’re never too old to be a little bit ridiculous. Cheers to that.